cockhunt:

can they like release new vegetables 

(via giggle)

gaspidariii:

mintedpotters:

ttaylor-is-queen:

kingofthelivingdead:

muppetmolly:

gidgetsucks:

Mom: You don’t shave your legs OR your armpits?
Me: No
Mom: Are you serious? Personal hygiene!
Me: Yeah? Personal hygiene? Then make my brother shave too.

That fact that this is actually getting notes is so beautiful, man.

I actually told this to my mom when she told me to shave. She said that it was different for my older brother to grow hair because he was a boy
I just kinda stared at her for a minute

🚨shaving is not hygienic it’s cosmetic🚨

I cant shave down to the skin bc it actually hurts my skin but even with trimmed body hair, i STILL get the ~~personal hygiene~~ bullshit. I am clean, my body hair is clean, there’s nothing gross about clean hair. To reiterate:

Shaving is not hygiene, it’s cosmetic

If I’m not mistaken but it’s more useful to have bodial hair. Other than that the only reason you’d shave at all is a tactile thing.

(via toastbutteregg)

screaming-outta-orbit:

c-bassmeow:

I hate this site

(via teenagerposts)

exteriors:

i am the almost empty shampoo bottle in the shower of life

(via encourage)

anxietyproblem:

(via giggle)

supsass:

can i sell my feelings on ebay i don’t want them anymore

(via teenagerposts)

mabylc:

me: not today, satan 

satan: you’ve been canceling our plans for weeks now. if it’s something i said, please just tell me

(via hotboyproblems)